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This is your first step onto the road to recovery, or towards a whole new lifestyle. Either way, we at Emergency Cat Hire are here to help you out.
|Persian Comfort||The Persian is a classic breed, with incredible long hair. Stroking their fur is an amazing experience, and one they are sure to repay with affection and purring! Your choice of neutered male, or spayed female.||$29.99 per week|
|Sphynx Surprise||This hairless breed takes some getting used to, but the effort is worth it! Probably. Initially appearing very creepy, this presumably wears off, because they've survived this long. Your choice of neutered male, or spayed female.||$4.99 per week|
|American Shorthair Anywhere||A perennial favourite, this cat looks like a 'moggie', but don't let looks deceive you! A purebreed, friendly, wonderful cat, this is the choice for those looking for a touch of tradition. Your choice of neutered male, or spayed female.||$39.99 per week|
|Kitten Karnival!||The deluxe package! Kittens are cats at their cutest, and for those of you in need of a big lift, this is the option for you. For this small weekly fee, we send you three cute kittens (guaranteed not to include a Sphynx) for your enjoyment. Sent to you at 12 weeks, they can stay with you for up to two months - so you see them at their most adorable! (If you wish to continue with your subscription, replacement kittens will be dispatched to you.)||$99.99 per week|
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