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Haven't we all had those times? You're late with the bills, your boss is demanding unpaid overtime from you, and your best friend just ran off with your significant other. A tub of ice-cream and re-runs of Ally McBeal can only get you so far out of that kind of funk.
What you need is a small pick-me-up, a little something extra to help you out of that rut, a tiny piece of happiness to help you through. You need a reason to get up in the morning, and to stay home at night.
But not full-time! Who needs that kind of responsibility?! Plus, it's a slippery slope - once you own one cat, it could easily turn into two, three, more... and that's not the kind of image you want to project.
And that's where we come in.
Here at Emergency Cat Hire, we understand what you're going through. We're here to help you get through it. And your part-time pussy pal will be there too.
Imagine waking up to a friendly, purring face. After some stress-releasing scritches to help you both wake, you make your way to the bathroom, your feline friend twining between your legs in a companionable manner. After your shower, which your new house-guest understands is your alone time, you dress, watched by loving eyes. Then it's downstairs for breakfast for both of you, before you set off to face the world, confident in the knowledge you have a true friend waiting for you back home.
That evening, you come home - no late nights at the office for you! You have someone depending on you! - and are greeted by a furball of fun. Affectionate and doting, your part-time pet will shower you with attention and enjoy playing games with you. Then it's time for a hearty meal - you can share yours, or provide a separate one - and an evening snuggling on the couch with your favourite romantic comedy, and a living, breathing, loving hot-water bottle!
So what are you waiting for? Hire your very own cat today!